tiffani-thiessen:

let that boi COOK

Thanks for telling me. I didn’t know until you told me.

groin-twerk:

pyrexpirate:

the happiest days of my life were when you could type “artist - album mediafire” in to google and find any album you wanted in seconds

Good thing I have a what.cd account.

I can do literally that exact same thing now except replace the word “mediafire” with “torrent” and “album” with “discography” and it’ll happen faster than downloading one album from mediafire.

Sorry, I meant to say I buy music and all of my music is legally acquired. I always get those two things mixed up.

Hahaha congratulations this ask actually made me laugh out loud. Nobody makes me laugh on the internet besides me. You did it.

I’m pretty sure technically the Supra would win because they’d both hop in the Supra and drive off into the sunset together, so if that Supra wants it could kill them whenever. Right into the Supra’s hands.

THIS IS JOEY Z’S AUTOMATED TUMBLR ASK ANSWERING MACHINE. BASED ON YOUR QUERY I WILL GENERATE THE RESPONSE THAT JOEY Z WOULD MOST LIKELY GIVE.

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DONE

JOEY Z RESPONSE:
Okay.

THANK YOU FOR USING JOEY Z’S AUTOMATED TUMBLR ASK ANSWERING MACHINE

Not even a little.

Sunglasses and a non-stop supply of stupid pumping directly into your veins.

That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

This idea is much better than your last one.