tiffani-thiessen:

let that boi COOK

tiffani-thiessen:

let that boi COOK

your anons r fucking stupid
Anonymous

Thanks for telling me. I didn’t know until you told me.

groin-twerk:

pyrexpirate:

the happiest days of my life were when you could type “artist - album mediafire” in to google and find any album you wanted in seconds

Good thing I have a what.cd account.

I can do literally that exact same thing now except replace the word “mediafire” with “torrent” and “album” with “discography” and it’ll happen faster than downloading one album from mediafire.

Sorry, I meant to say I buy music and all of my music is legally acquired. I always get those two things mixed up.

I think you're a real urban type of guy.
Anonymous

Hahaha congratulations this ask actually made me laugh out loud. Nobody makes me laugh on the internet besides me. You did it.

Who would win in a fight between Hulk Hogan, Mr.T, and a 1987 Toyota Supra?
Anonymous

I’m pretty sure technically the Supra would win because they’d both hop in the Supra and drive off into the sunset together, so if that Supra wants it could kill them whenever. Right into the Supra’s hands.

I just saw your new bandcamp layout. You should dye your beard pink.
Anonymous

THIS IS JOEY Z’S AUTOMATED TUMBLR ASK ANSWERING MACHINE. BASED ON YOUR QUERY I WILL GENERATE THE RESPONSE THAT JOEY Z WOULD MOST LIKELY GIVE.






DONE

JOEY Z RESPONSE:
Okay.

THANK YOU FOR USING JOEY Z’S AUTOMATED TUMBLR ASK ANSWERING MACHINE

Can you teach me how to dance?
Anonymous

Not even a little.

yo I wanna do a joey z cosplay, what do I need
Anonymous

Sunglasses and a non-stop supply of stupid pumping directly into your veins.

Okay. Apparently, you have to grow legs for whenever you feel like. I dunno. It didn't feel like it was very consistent.
Anonymous

That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

Actually, scratch that. You should just gather all the Matts that you know, and then you could be Joey Z and the Welcome Matts.
Anonymous

This idea is much better than your last one.

I AM JOEY ZADJINO
I AM A GHOST
I LOVE MONEY

!!ASK JOEY Z (THE BIG MONEY GHOST)!!